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from the ex-philes

woody

ark ark ark. their are living breathing mammals out their who sum times axe me "woody, why don't dogs climb trees?" they point out that us dogs often chase things two a tree, but never follow them things up a tree.

now isle grant ewe that year typical cat wood chase a rodent write up a tree, ore even a telephone poll. yes, they wood follow pray write up the tree, wear as a dog wood stop at the bottom of the tree and resort two looking up with the evil stare and barking out curses like "ewe come down write now ore isle pee on year sister's favorite mating spot."

my good friend barry suggests that this is because dogs kant actually climb trees, two witch eye say, phooey. dogs could climb trees if they wanted two. fact of the matter is that this is just another example of wear dogs are smarter than cats. dogs could climb if it maid cents, but hay. hear's what happens to animals who aren't as smart as dogs.

and their are those out their who think eye make this stuff up.

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Loved your entry! Love your site!

Ah agree.

Gratuitous violence.

Oh hey, this is great stuff. Surfing for info on possums after watching one spin around for about half an hour in the street with the crows yelling their heads off overhead. Eventually it lumbered off unsteadily - its feet were clearly tired on one side - and the crows went off to other excitement. You guys have any experience with spinning possums?

dearest annie - eye have addressed year question in a new post: http://www.blogdogs.com/000057.html#000057

the best bit is... the things gotta come down eventually! We can just sit there, and wait for it to fall into our open mouth.

my dog can climb trees

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