« Chigger, Part 2 | Main | Squirrel Hurlin' »

gerretChigger Redux

by Gerret, file under: My Pack | My Spear of Influence

chigger and gerret in the woods

So maybe I'm being too harsh on Chigger. She's probably never going to be any fun, but she ain't disrespecting me either. Apparently there was a dog named Woody used to roam these parts and Chigger keeps telling me I got some big-ass paw prints to fill.


So when she's feeling up to it, she takes me around to various places around the farm and in the woods and says, "here's another thing you need to know." It's always a great tree hollow, or an animal crossroads that's needs marking or a territory boundary.


I'm tellin' ya, when I start lifting my leg to pee, I'm gonna have a lot of work to do.


One thing I'm learning is that it's a whole lot easier to tell where you are by smellin' than it is to figure out what these roadside numbers mean.


Oh, and another thing. Did you know that a plastic duck doesn't fart? Really. I checked it out.


This page contains a single entry from the blog posted on January 15, 2008 10:27 PM.

The previous post in this blog was Chigger, Part 2.

The next post in this blog is Squirrel Hurlin'.

Many more can be found on the main index page or by looking through the archives.