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gerretHow Bout a Threesome

by Gerret, file under: My Pack

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Notice anything unusual? I'm sure you do. The Gerret is NOT in the picture. A travesty? My thoughts exactly.

I know I'm way behind on my blog here, but it's not like I don't have a ton of stuff to post, I just don't get a chance, what with the recent invasion. Yes, there I said it, INVASION. See those three pups in the picture? They've invaded my once exclusive puppy space around here and The Gerret is not at all pleased. Talk about going from "center of attention" to "where are they now" in heartbeat.

I can't really blame Stump and Tweet. They didn't go looking for trouble. The pups just showed up by the driveway last week. Near as I can understand, Stump says it was some guy named Cretinous Jerk that left the puppies and he'd like to thank Mr. Jerk by giving him a hot sauce enema, whatever that is.

The big problem, according the Tweet, is that the shelters are all full so she's trying to find homes for them. She says they're all girls so I've been calling them Maggie March, Maggie April and Maggie Mae. Judging from their Canadian accents, I'm guessing they might have relatives in Newfoundland or Labrador.

Chigger says it's hard to find homes for BBBB and so shelters often end up youth-and-sizing them, which I guess means they make them smaller so there's more room.

So here's the deal. I need help getting these girls out of here. I don't mind keeping one around here, but the three of them together are really cutting into The Gerret's quality time. Look at the work I have to do.

Here I am having to take on all three of them in a game of tug-of-war:

And here's me teaching them how to run an obstacle course:

And what do I get as thanks. Mauled:

So if you've got a decent bone in your body, I'd probably like to chew on it. And if you have a place in your home for a terribly cute love sponge, then drop me a line.

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Maggie Mae and Maggie April

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Maggie March

Comments (5)

OHMYGOSH! what's the status of these three little guys? I've been missing your posts!

SawsyPaws:

Gerret, I see now that I am going to be the svelte one of us three intruders who landed in your yard on Easter Day. I logged in at only 40.9 lbs yesterday at the vet--who intentionally stuck me three times. Jean assured me that there would be no more stickers 'til next April.
Looks and sounds like you three are behaving. I love reading your silliness and hope to visit with you soon.
SawsyPaws

Maggie:

Hey SawsyPaws sister - Sounds like Jean isn't feeding you enough. 40.9? What a wimp!

SawsyPaws:

Maggie, I hear that we may be heading toward Charlotte next week. May Jean and I stop in for a short visit?
I need to see exactly what you 3 are up to...
SawsyPaws

SawsyPaws:

Things are great here! I'm spoiled to the point of rotting.

Oh, but I'm smart. Often smarter than the so-called house boss.

SawsyPaws

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