Scooby dooby doo!
Hi! I'm Maggie!! You might have like heard of me from Gerret's earlier posts. I'm going to be guest-blogging on Gerret Swirled! Why? Only because I have The Gerret totally wrapped around my little dewclaw! He sooo wants me to be his girlfriend!!!
First things first! My BFs ask, "What's Gerret really like? He's so super cute!"
What a question! Well, he is a bit of a swash bungler...
...but he's also partially awesome in a totally awesome kind of way!!! Think Milo in The Mask when he had the mask on!!!
Don't even ask if we're sleeping together cuz, you know, that's not polite!! And don't look at this picture! (NSFW)
What about me? My birthday's around Valentine's Day, my favorite color is paisley, my favorite food is the stuff in Chigger's bowl, and when I grow up I want to be a miniature poodle!! I like to take pictures! I started puppy kindergarten school last week!! Barf!! (No, I don't mean school is bad barf, I mean I totally barf every time I go there in the car!) I think I'll major in literary criticism!! Just the parts that talk about dogs!!
This week I'm studying Canterbury Tails by Chaucer:
Ran Colle, oure dogge, and Talbot, and Gerland, And Malkyn with a dystaf in hir hand, Ran cow and calf, and eek the verray hogges, So were they fered for berkying of the dogges
"berkying of the dogges!!?!" Awesome, except what's with the spell-checker, Dude?
But since The Gerret can only like seem to write about himself, you know, what I'm going to do is grab a bit of blogtopia for the rest of us around this place!!! For instance, here's a very very very young guy we met yesterday when we were out walking!
He was only maybe like 10-15 hours old and that's in dog hours!! Sooo cool!!!
I named him Scooby Sinatra! It just seemed to fit!! Anyway, Scooby's mom was hanging around so after a short chat we left them to go do their deer thing! Maybe I'll IM him later!! But I gotta go!!!! Yours truly!!